Open Letter

This is an open letter the guy and girl in my math class who have full volume conversations in middle of class every single week;

Did you miss the day in preschool when we learned about "inside voices"? Or perhaps you think that we would rather be entertained by your apparently hilarious conversation about which music era was the best, than find out what questions are going to be on the final? Maybe you are both hearing impaired and you don't realize that you are talking about your favorite movies almost as loudly as the teacher is talking about inequalities. Are you also too blind to notice the irritated looks the teacher keeps tossing you?

Did you not notice how awkward it was when the teacher asked if you two were dating even though one of you is married? Yes we heard the story about how his little sister was your childhood friend, but do you have to share all the details of your "reunion" with the whole room every week?

I promise it won't be hard, all you have to do is learn a little thing called "whispering." Whispering is when you talk quiet so that I can't hear your "witty banter" about who is a better cook\wake-boarder from the opposite corner of the class room. It might take some practice but with 6 more weeks of class and hundreds of terribly interesting conversations your probably dying to have I'm sure you'll find the time.

Cordially Yours,

Me